artalias: vondell-swain: cosmic-vomit: So,...
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
naomster: thrustingbutts: skincarvedheart: that-horny-mofo: Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch? Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit? Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii Lilo was a popular little bitch. the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable… I ship this!
basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
analprolapsing: analprolapsing: analprolapsing: omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf you think i’m lying
birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...
kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
rodneykong: nayx: theres nothing funny about clouds
dyslexcya: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. i cant breathe
lolsofunny: oaf-whisperer: those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday (lol here!)
kanyewesticle: MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY